Well, I was bored one day and came across a list of phobias. Here are a few that I found to be quite rediculous yet hilarious:
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks<<<wtf is this!?!?!
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words<<<HAHA
Sneakers from Footlocker: $90
Fixing the dent in you car: $236
Paint for your bedroom: $24
Brandon getting hit in the face with bee limbs: PRICELESS
55% of men wash their hands after using the bathroom.......um...ew....
Banging your head against a wall will use roughly 150 calories an hour.