FAVORITE QUOTES:
"Do not go where the path may lead.
Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail."
"Positive energy activates constant elevation."
"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling, live your life so that when you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying."
"Listen closely to your enemies, they tell you your faults."
"When a lie gets passed around enough,
it doesn't become the truth but everybody believes it."
"You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more."
"He who gossips to you, gossips about you."
"Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people who matter won't mind, and the people who mind don't matter."
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The Most Recent Thing I'v Learned:
==Putting too much hope into something thats most likely not gonna happen will eventually tear you down til you fall apart
Bran's Quote:
" seriously christine... krista does worry that you are going to dump her like a loaf of bread because your slipping on the milk that was spilt by the old lady who was hit in the head with the block of cheese because krista had to play touch football with sausage."
>>Sry bran, I couldn't resist
:*:*:*:*:Some of the best from Bran and Kris:*:*:*:*:
Bran: ok eminem
Bran: haha
Kris: lmao
Bran: so do you live in the 8 mile trailer park?
Bran: /
Bran: ?*
Kris: I used to
Bran: haha
Bran: u got out of the hood?
Bran: you rap-ed your way out?
Kris: sho did
Bran: haha
Kris: on the reals
Bran: so what was your stage name?
Kris: mama donkey
Bran: hahahahahah
Bran: and may I ask why you chose that name as your stage name?
Kris: my ex boyfriends, new mother in laws, great uncle on his mothers sides cousins sisters daughters friends, drag queen gave it to me cuz I like amphibians
Bran: ok im bak
Kris: k
Bran: and that was all cuz of wut?
Bran: ok im bak
Kris: k
Bran: and that was all cuz of wut?
Bran: my mom always has the heat blairing at night so its hotter then a fuckin prositutes nipples getting torched by a curling iron and it dried all the black ink up in my fuckin printer!
Bran: yeah im going to set a ringtone for you as tlc creep
Bran: lol
Kris: yes i would appreciate that! now do you have a good site that i could get some free tones from?
Bran: lol no i make my own and use zedge.no
Kris: well damn
Bran: lol
Kris: well if ya happen to come across any.....pass the word along thnx lol
Bran: ok lol
Kris: ok ill BRB in 5
Kris: alright
Kris: Brandon Owen!
Bran: KRISTA LEIGH
Kris: Yes?
Kris: my eye!
Bran: lmfao ur eye?
Kris: YES MY EYE!
Kris: its a little itchy
Bran: im sitting here trying to hook brocks phone up
Bran: with some games
Kris: hmm...well....i dunno bout that one.....
Bran: lol
Kris: bran.....
Kris: you wouldnt happen to have any lesbians open for play sittin around there anywhere would ya?
Bran: lmfao lol
Bran: no
Kris: well jus like the ring tones.....if ya happen to run across any......pass em my way thnx
Bran: lmfao
Bran: i will definately do that
Kris: ......do u hav any requests?
Bran: requests?
Bran: lol
Bran: id like john mayers guitar pick
Bran: please
Bran: if you run across it lol
Kris: hm...i think id hav a better chance running across john meyer........So yes, if i happen to run into him while im doing my christmas shopping w grama in my purple leather thong ill be sure to ask him
Bran: lmfao lol make sure she doesnt slip on the spilt milk
Bran: lmfao
Kris: alright but It is hotter than a fat pigs nipple in the middle of june in here!
